Basecamp in friendzone

Momma said: Son, plenty of fish in the sea

You're always just a step away from a lover-to-be

But I'm a brown goldfish from the state fair

From the bag to the bowl to the porcelain chair

I'm nothing but a beast of burden,

But man, my back is hurtin'!

Take me home or leave me in the stable

But know I always try to get out when able

Come on, let's put up basecamp in the friend zone

Plenty of people, but don't worry, you'll feel alone

We've got wine and beer to drink and nights to spare

Spread some love, you'll get your friendly share

I'm riding a tandem bike by myself

Second helmet waiting on the shelf

I'm a pro at setting myself check mate

Something I tend to do on a first date

Solitaire is the only card game I know

And I always get the last ticket for the show

But momma said there's a girl out there for me

And making her smile would be the key

Come on, let's put up basecamp in the friend zone

Plenty of people, but don't worry, you'll feel alone

We've got wine and beer to drink and nights to spare

Spread some love, you'll get your friendly share